Came Twice Christmas Jumper V-J Day ready whenever he wants a

ready whenever he wants a laugh on his chest

all delivered with a grin rather than a sermon

I'd have to eat you

sitting on a heavy sweatshirt in a sensible colour

Came Twice Christmas Jumper V-J Day ready whenever he wants aCame Twice Christmas Jumper, The Cheeky Innuendo Winner You reckon you have been very, very good this year, and you are not shy about letting the room know exactly how good. This jumper says it out loud so you can keep a straight face. Wear it to the party and enjoy the split second before the penny drops and someone chokes on their mulled wine. "Love that I'm buying from a family owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service."