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Being our modern-day upgraded Tsabos Web does not hurt me one bit, although I suspect fellow Commander Rules Committee (RC) member Scott Larabee and his Mazes of Ith wont like it one whit

However, outside of that, Cloud also lets you draw for each equipped attacking creature you control, rewarding you for playing out a bunch of equipment and having a wide board

My only gripe is that Incubators are currently linked to the Phyrexian creature type, and since theyre phased out of existence for the foreseeable future, it makes it much less likely well see the mechanic again

For example, here is some card art that was generated from an LLM-sourced prompt